Science has indeed caught up with reality.

Ships’ propellers emit sound in the same frequency range that some whales use for communicating, and previous studies have shown the whales change their calling patterns in noisy places.

Now, researchers have measured stress hormones in whale faeces, and found they rose with the density of shipping.

There’s only one man who can help these whales now…

If you want to believe their explanation for deletion, be my guest. 

“Cured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon and packed within the nasal vaults successfully stopped nasal hemorrhage promptly, effectively, and without sequelae … To our knowledge, this represents the first description of nasal packing with strips of cured pork for treatment of life-threatening hemorrhage in a patient with Glanzmann thrombasthenia.”